Dude, Sam Puckett is my hero.
She's just so...AWESOME.
I admire her so much. She doesn't let anyone push her around, and she always has a comeback for everything. Plus, we have a similar love of all meat products.
Not that I want to instill fear in others, but she has so much pride and she's so strong. She knows what she wants and she doesn't ever hesitate to get it. "Well, lean." from iKiss being a perfect example of that. Sometimes I wish I could be as strong as her. I've always looked up to really strong female leads, Buffy Summers, Veronica Mars, it doesn't get tougher than those girls, yet they're still loved by they're friends. They just don't take anybody's crap.
I wanna be like Sam. I love her clothes, I love her (magical) hair. and I love her attitude. XD