My favourite friends quotes ever.......
Icklefairie: I think peoples asses belong to themselves
Rabbitinahat: He's our superhero in waiting
And gives the best cuddles in the world
He has a car that goes really really fast(!)
And has a weakness for 'Beautiful Girls'
Skiba: So i used my trump card: Obel the monkey.
Example, Q1/ What is the socio-economic standing of a single person household in modern society?
Obel the monkey wants to know where you keep the oranges.
"Obel the monkey claims he invented the question mark but Bill Gates stole it from him while they were discussing it in a bar."
...NightCrawler would be a lot cooler if he was evil.
I mean, the d00d got within farting distance of the President. Just think of the carnage he could reap!
Biggayadz: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! (*EDIT: thats the most lalala's Ive ever read in a lj, and what else do you need to say?)
Schkong: I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones
...you walk past a pawn shop, and the title takes on a completely different meaning
even worse... you later wonder who owns it...
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask
me?
Loreal_girl: I feel much better now.....
I had to explain to the rugby player how to turn the computer on!
*yawns* lauras on drugs *giggles* good stuff!
crap crap crap crap shit shit shit! Dont make me do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So those were my 'last twenty entries memories'. They made me chuckle. I thought id share them again! *beams*
Rabbitinahat: He's our superhero in waiting
And gives the best cuddles in the world
He has a car that goes really really fast(!)
And has a weakness for 'Beautiful Girls'
Skiba: So i used my trump card: Obel the monkey.
Example, Q1/ What is the socio-economic standing of a single person household in modern society?
Obel the monkey wants to know where you keep the oranges.
"Obel the monkey claims he invented the question mark but Bill Gates stole it from him while they were discussing it in a bar."
...NightCrawler would be a lot cooler if he was evil.
I mean, the d00d got within farting distance of the President. Just think of the carnage he could reap!
Biggayadz: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! (*EDIT: thats the most lalala's Ive ever read in a lj, and what else do you need to say?)
Schkong: I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones
...you walk past a pawn shop, and the title takes on a completely different meaning
even worse... you later wonder who owns it...
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask
me?
Loreal_girl: I feel much better now.....
I had to explain to the rugby player how to turn the computer on!
*yawns* lauras on drugs *giggles* good stuff!
crap crap crap crap shit shit shit! Dont make me do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So those were my 'last twenty entries memories'. They made me chuckle. I thought id share them again! *beams*