Mrs. Lord

[lordy55]

K so last night I was in one of my classic moods. As my body was still dying from the weekend I am talking to my mom. We are putting away my clothes cause I never clean my room lol. Then I turn to my mom and was like "eh remember when you and dad switched bathroom cupboards... well i was looking for yours and i opened dads and saw his viagra." My mom is in tears at this point laughing. She is like "when did you see this"i am like a year ago... she goes "ya that is about the last time we had sex" we were both in tears lol. That woman kills me with her classic comments. Then i told her that I saw her madonna sex book she couldn't even explain that one lol. As long as their happy lol. My dad turns to my mom and tells her she is hot I love it lol.

Then today my bro is away at some training camp in Murtle beach. So my mom took up drinking again I love it she is classic lol. She talks to me with a glass a wine lol I love it so classy lol. She is like this weekend I opened my bottle of champange and your dad said he would drink some. He was one glass and she goes "you cant let it go bad so i drank the whole bottle" lol. What a tank for drinking my mom is lol.

Then I ask about her boob job. She is like I am clearly getting it. I told her I told people and they love it she like clearly died. She is going to do it for sure I hope she gets implants I would love it.
Like shit this woman kills me.

Heather