I Hate Your Guts

[lordxyyndragon]

Last night we were in bed talking before sleep. Pete has an awkward smile on his face.
Me: What are you smiling about?
Pete: Uh, so... I noticed you have Jim Norton's new book on your side of the bed.
Me: Ugh I was trying to keep that a secret. Wait... Why do you mention that?
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Me: You got it for me for Christmas didn't you.
Pete: Yeah...
Me: Yeah I got you a copy too.
Pete: I like how we both got one another a book called I Hate Your Guts.