Needs a warning

[lordvazago]

Dear Wrigley's, makers of Orbit Gum,

You guys really need to put a warning label on your packages. One stating "Do not swallow this gum. If you do, when you deficate ,your anal cavity will burn with minty freshness" would be nice.

Thanks me.

Don't ask

Comments

[natashacorsicov]

Yeeeeeah... didn't you get the memo?

[lordvazago]

Nope, and didn't get the email spam eithe.r

[natashacorsicov]

Those annoying fuckers are laying down on the job... I haven't decided if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Who knew... Orbit is the anal freshmaker...

[lordvazago]

Who knew... Orbit is the anal freshmaker...

Well I know NOW.

So let this be a lesson to all. The rumours about gum not digesting in your system and laying in your intestines for 7 years before it disolves is wrong. 3 days max before it exits.

Haven't had this kind of pain since the Checkermint incident of 91'.

[natashacorsicov]

**ROTFLMAO**

It's like a completely natural peppermint colonic...

That's gonna be the next big rage at all those alternative medicine health spas... Swallow some gum... clean out your clock...

[niteshade]

LOL... true just think ... there is a yuppy or rich person some were out there probably right now paying large sums of money for the experience you just had for the price of a pack of gum... :P

[natashacorsicov]

That's right... it's the newest rage in Germany... I don't really know that, but wouldn't it be hilarious?!?!?