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Jul 06, 2009 03:45

I swear to fuckin' God, gutters are the most fuckin' difficult thing to paint on this entire fuckin' planet.
Fuckin' cheap-ass paint brushes. Or maybe it was that paint. Dunno. Fuckin' ivory, looks like someone fuckin' jizzed everywhere.

There's only one man who can explain how I feel right now. Thank God for Adam fuckin' Sandler.

Ladies and gent--- eh, fuckers, I give you the many uses of the word FUCK.

1. Fuck 3 up, 9 down love it hate it

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley fucks.
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is fucking beautifully.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Abso-fucking-lutly or In-fucking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realize, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as,
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

Well said. Fuck this shit, I'm goin' to bed.

Edit: So much for sleepin'. Fuck you, douchebag. You'll get these back when I fuckin' feel like it.

yyl, got your keys bitch, fuck fucking fuckers

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