Apparently...

[lordtumnus]

...my middle of the night doorbell ringers weren't vegan as they wasted three or four perfectly good eggs on my front door. The clean up wasn't bad though. In fact, it gave me the impetus to spray off the front porch which had become spider web central as well as being blanketed with a thick layer of Fresno Filth. If you stand still long enough in Fresno the crap in the air might bury you. Everything we have that doesn't get rinsed regularly is a greyed-out version of its actual color. It's quite foul, truth be told.

I miss the Gulf air. However I will be doing something about that.

The first week of November I'm going home to visit my dad and my favorite Hooligan. I buy my plane ticket today.

In light of that Fresno Filth and a handful of chicken eggs aren't all that troublesome.