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if you didnt read what ian just wrote about the funniest thing he's ever seen, read it. and then read this one.
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life which just flipped to 18 years.
woodstock, CT on Russ' porch where his hottub is. the day after a party he had there, keg and i wanted to take a dip in the ol hottub. it said 107 on the side, and apparently you cant go in until its 104? anyways we were trying to figure out how to turn on the jets and bubbles as to mix around the water a bit before we jumped in. we couldnt get it, so we got russ to give it a shot.
russ comes down, goes to the dial on the hottub and says, "Well these are the lights, bubbles, so this must turn on the jets."
he pushes the jets button, and from across the hottub, a jetstream of water the diameter of your lower leg comes shooting across the hottub and hits russ directly in the balls. now if youre not a guy, and one hasnt already told you, guys have special reaction time when it comes to protecting the frank and beans. if you even flinch a shot to some guys balls, his hands will be there before you can even finish your offensive thought. but this time, the scenario here was so unbelieveable, so unpredictable, and IT NEVER HAPPENS, so right when it hit him, he didnt guard or anything, he looks down and then screams out as if he was in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. it was so uncanny, his brain didnt even think it could possibly happen. keg and i were laughing so hard for so long, everyone in the house heard it and came down. ridiculous.
did you know that if you ask most people what the funniest thing theyve ever seen or done is, they'll have to stop and think and probably say 'i dont know'
well not me, suckas, you should be jealous of me for seeing what i have just described. whats your funniest moment?
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life which just flipped to 18 years.
woodstock, CT on Russ' porch where his hottub is. the day after a party he had there, keg and i wanted to take a dip in the ol hottub. it said 107 on the side, and apparently you cant go in until its 104? anyways we were trying to figure out how to turn on the jets and bubbles as to mix around the water a bit before we jumped in. we couldnt get it, so we got russ to give it a shot.
russ comes down, goes to the dial on the hottub and says, "Well these are the lights, bubbles, so this must turn on the jets."
he pushes the jets button, and from across the hottub, a jetstream of water the diameter of your lower leg comes shooting across the hottub and hits russ directly in the balls. now if youre not a guy, and one hasnt already told you, guys have special reaction time when it comes to protecting the frank and beans. if you even flinch a shot to some guys balls, his hands will be there before you can even finish your offensive thought. but this time, the scenario here was so unbelieveable, so unpredictable, and IT NEVER HAPPENS, so right when it hit him, he didnt guard or anything, he looks down and then screams out as if he was in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. it was so uncanny, his brain didnt even think it could possibly happen. keg and i were laughing so hard for so long, everyone in the house heard it and came down. ridiculous.
did you know that if you ask most people what the funniest thing theyve ever seen or done is, they'll have to stop and think and probably say 'i dont know'
well not me, suckas, you should be jealous of me for seeing what i have just described. whats your funniest moment?