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[lordsnaga]

this is important, ian and i were discussing this earlier.

if you were granted the wish of being a. a viking or b. a vampire
which would you be? a vampire or a viking, its such a hard choice

vampire
-suck peoples blood all day
-seduce women with a glance of the eye
-can probably fly
-dont die that easily
-pimp ladies more
-sleep during the day then party all night long (and kill people)


viking
(instead of listing qualities, ill just give you a typical day in the life of a viking)
-get up and feast on breakfast
-go out and row somewhere
-raid a village
-burn houses down
-rape the town women
-destroy anything you want
-come back to a dinner feast
-get loaded off of wine
-have sex with blonde swedish girls
.repeat every day.


so i pose the question. a vampire or a viking?