umass rules
i was up at umass orientation, college is going to be a blast. my earliest class is 11:15 5 days a week. i think im going to be a bus driver for a job up there, yesss. there were these 2 'angry' 'goth' whatever, kids (you know what i mean) but they were playing hackey sack. so i go up and ask to join, both of them are really nice guys, one guy recognized my ex-soccer skills, so i knew he knew his hack. a bit in the shorter blonde kid said 'we should teach this kid how to play hack, (his friends name here)'. i asked him to speak up a bit louder because i didnt hear what he said. so he turns to me and says 'i could teach you a thing or two, asshole' so i throw the hack into the middle and sidekick my foot right into he solar plexus. the big guy on my left went to throw a right hook at my exposed inside but i rolled into it and spun his arm behind his back. i pulled out the 7" wolverine replica blades that i keep with me at all times and shove them on both sides of his spine. as he becomes paralyzed i force kick him into his just recovering friend and they both topple to the floor. behind me a umass security guard was running with his nightstick out. Air Assault Beano swung down and snapped the guards neck with his feet as he was repelling down from a helicopter. then 30 vampires swung in from the ceiling so i had to bust out the big guns and jumped into my apache helicopter and smoked them all with silver tipped 100caliber rounds. then i flipped up the buttonguard and pressed that big red button that you always see on TV and movies. so umass blew up killing everyone there, but i think i wiped out the vampire colony too, so its now, i saved you all.