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May 03, 2003 23:59

Rev. Kendig was trying to explain in Sunday School that Jesus loved everyone.
I raised my hand. "Everyone?"
"Yes, everyone. Even you, Ray."
"Well, what about dumbasses?"
"RAY! We DON'T use words like that in the Lord's House."
"But Rev. Kendig. Brotha Edsel calls me a 'smart ass.' He even put it in my file. So, if he can say that, why can't I say 'dumbass'?"
"Fine, fine," Rev Kendig continued, "yes, Jesus even loves smart asses and dumbasses. Jesus loves everyone."
I shot my hand back up, "What about dip-shits and douche-bags?"
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