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i needed something to kill time before i went to bed so i did this. there is nothing relevant in here that will change your life so consider it void.
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? gym jerk
2. What is your weapon of choice? you can blow with this
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? that should read "backhand, or forehand?"
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? i dont know, someone i assume
6. What is your pet peeve? my pet peeve is that fucking phrase
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? easy, bitch.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? not be an asshole
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? midnight
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: marcus
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? lame j00
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? yes an infomercial kept me awake from 4am-430am in woodstock but i was too lazy to pick myself up 3' to the tv. (its widescreen too, shit)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 5pm
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? at least 2
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? water
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? if it had parents and is lower on the food chain, it will be in my stomach.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? hmmm?? i had a sip of sparkling wine last month..?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? i dont even know what that is
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no but other people seem to
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? i dont like candy or desert for some reason.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? ive looked at a small child and thought "frisbee" or "hit that thing"
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? i watch so much porn and i act out so many scenes i just lost count after a while
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? at least 400. no at least 500.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? opposite gender maybe. i want the author of this quiz.
4. Have you "done it"? by "done it" they mean "sex" :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? why dont they just say "write BOOBS here"
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? i want the kids in bed by 9, the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. and get a note to the mlikman, NO MORE CHEESE! where the hells Kramer?!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i dont know what that middle school nurse was doing to me, but i didnt like it.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0. never will.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i dont know what that is.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? if i had 1mil, the world would be a better place. literally.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. fuck famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? never.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 1553
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? lenting
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? never asked
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? enlightenment
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? i do not compete
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? ill leave that to gym jerk
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? probably
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? got an excused absence from school to drive around and eat mcdonalds/chinese food and buy a peter tosh tape.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i want an Urfan hollogram that would make a 6" image of Urfan come up anywhere i want.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? what the fuck is that.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? bruce lee
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not once
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah my 9" dick gets in the way sometimes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? im happy
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? never
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? the movie Seven.
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? my beliefs have no name as of yet.
2. What religion were you raised as? christian
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? i am not educated in the ways of set religion enough to answer this.
4. Do you believe in magic? well at my 5th birthday party, after i walked in on the "Magician" screwing the neighbors dog, it went downhill from there.
5. What was the last promise you broke? i do not make promises. i give my word.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? when prayers were forced upon me i did.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? realize that if someone was 'perfect' they would be the most unperfect person at the same time. perfection is only through the eyes of 1 person, 1 persepective; as everyone sees the world differently and has views of their own. perfection is an illusion. the magical unicorn of human life.
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? the reincarnation of bruce lee
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? never.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? my friend and i raided a dumpster once when we were 9 or so and made $20 off of an already cashed in ticket. haha!
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? hearts
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? worst question ever.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? .
2. What causes have you given money or time to? .
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? whatever it takes.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? cubicals. 9-5. sharks. insaine asylums. SUVs. cubicals again.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? drove on the same road as other people.
3. Who is your favourite superhero, and why? X-Men in general. Gambit. Nightcrawler. others. thats a whole nother survey, bitch.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brains. i realized over the course of a few days that knowledge is power. all of those stupid banners you see in schools are actually correct. its a long story.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? 6th grade. i was a reverend in 'Tom Sawyer'
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? that is not something that you can choose. other people choose that for you unfortunately.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? no. They are stretching for questions under the 'justice' section already, i can see.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? i'd be in mexico and canada at the same time w/o my trigger finger on my right hand and i have asthma. maybe.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? what comes around goes around, bitch.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? wait what.
5. What was your favourite media circus trial? i do not watch tv.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? citizen!!! i am going to write to my representative in congress! you'll see then that this will be settled justly and fairly as the democracy in which we live states!!!
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? masturbation nothing
2. Do you collect anything? realizations
3. Are you addicted to anything? im high on life.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? i laid away your mother last night.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash money up front.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: i regret nothing.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? sure
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? ill have to think about that one
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? sorry i left my VOCABULARY book at school
3. Do you take advice when it's given? respect your elders and heed what they say. that is another thing that i have realized.
4. What area are you wisest in? controlling
5. Do you drive defensively? always
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yeah after that bitch of a wife put tomatos on my BLT i slept with her 3 sisters at the same time.
7. What did you learn today? i probably wont learn much of value until the 14th.
8. And of course, what is your favourite heavenly virtue? probably justice. just because of the first question they asked.
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? gym jerk
2. What is your weapon of choice? you can blow with this
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? that should read "backhand, or forehand?"
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? i dont know, someone i assume
6. What is your pet peeve? my pet peeve is that fucking phrase
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? easy, bitch.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? not be an asshole
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? midnight
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: marcus
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? lame j00
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? yes an infomercial kept me awake from 4am-430am in woodstock but i was too lazy to pick myself up 3' to the tv. (its widescreen too, shit)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 5pm
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? at least 2
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? water
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? if it had parents and is lower on the food chain, it will be in my stomach.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? hmmm?? i had a sip of sparkling wine last month..?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? i dont even know what that is
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no but other people seem to
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? i dont like candy or desert for some reason.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? ive looked at a small child and thought "frisbee" or "hit that thing"
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? i watch so much porn and i act out so many scenes i just lost count after a while
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? at least 400. no at least 500.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? opposite gender maybe. i want the author of this quiz.
4. Have you "done it"? by "done it" they mean "sex" :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? why dont they just say "write BOOBS here"
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? i want the kids in bed by 9, the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. and get a note to the mlikman, NO MORE CHEESE! where the hells Kramer?!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i dont know what that middle school nurse was doing to me, but i didnt like it.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0. never will.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i dont know what that is.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? if i had 1mil, the world would be a better place. literally.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. fuck famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? never.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 1553
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? lenting
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? never asked
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? enlightenment
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? i do not compete
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? ill leave that to gym jerk
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? probably
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? got an excused absence from school to drive around and eat mcdonalds/chinese food and buy a peter tosh tape.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i want an Urfan hollogram that would make a 6" image of Urfan come up anywhere i want.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? what the fuck is that.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? bruce lee
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not once
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah my 9" dick gets in the way sometimes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? im happy
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? never
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? the movie Seven.
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? my beliefs have no name as of yet.
2. What religion were you raised as? christian
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? i am not educated in the ways of set religion enough to answer this.
4. Do you believe in magic? well at my 5th birthday party, after i walked in on the "Magician" screwing the neighbors dog, it went downhill from there.
5. What was the last promise you broke? i do not make promises. i give my word.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? when prayers were forced upon me i did.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? realize that if someone was 'perfect' they would be the most unperfect person at the same time. perfection is only through the eyes of 1 person, 1 persepective; as everyone sees the world differently and has views of their own. perfection is an illusion. the magical unicorn of human life.
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? the reincarnation of bruce lee
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? never.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? my friend and i raided a dumpster once when we were 9 or so and made $20 off of an already cashed in ticket. haha!
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? hearts
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? worst question ever.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? .
2. What causes have you given money or time to? .
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? whatever it takes.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? cubicals. 9-5. sharks. insaine asylums. SUVs. cubicals again.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? drove on the same road as other people.
3. Who is your favourite superhero, and why? X-Men in general. Gambit. Nightcrawler. others. thats a whole nother survey, bitch.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brains. i realized over the course of a few days that knowledge is power. all of those stupid banners you see in schools are actually correct. its a long story.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? 6th grade. i was a reverend in 'Tom Sawyer'
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? that is not something that you can choose. other people choose that for you unfortunately.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? no. They are stretching for questions under the 'justice' section already, i can see.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? i'd be in mexico and canada at the same time w/o my trigger finger on my right hand and i have asthma. maybe.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? what comes around goes around, bitch.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? wait what.
5. What was your favourite media circus trial? i do not watch tv.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? citizen!!! i am going to write to my representative in congress! you'll see then that this will be settled justly and fairly as the democracy in which we live states!!!
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? masturbation nothing
2. Do you collect anything? realizations
3. Are you addicted to anything? im high on life.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? i laid away your mother last night.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash money up front.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: i regret nothing.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? sure
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? ill have to think about that one
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? sorry i left my VOCABULARY book at school
3. Do you take advice when it's given? respect your elders and heed what they say. that is another thing that i have realized.
4. What area are you wisest in? controlling
5. Do you drive defensively? always
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yeah after that bitch of a wife put tomatos on my BLT i slept with her 3 sisters at the same time.
7. What did you learn today? i probably wont learn much of value until the 14th.
8. And of course, what is your favourite heavenly virtue? probably justice. just because of the first question they asked.