Survey My Balls
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Who is this "Bill" person you speak of, and why am I suppost to pay him?
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Haven't had one of those in a while, I never take myself anywhere romantic, and frankly I'm getting pissed off with myself about it.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
That whole "Black Plague" thing, man did THAT joke get out of hand. Sorry about that, Europe....
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Your mom- OH SNAP!
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A wealthy artist- I know it's an oxymoron
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on?
I was half awake and I put it on because it was on top of my clothes
10. GAS PRICES?
My liscence is suspended
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you move to and with whom?
I'd move you into my pants!
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I have no rational thoughts until an hour after I wake up. Some would say I never do, they might be right
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Refer to question 12
14. What errand/chore do you despise?
Trash
17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Frylock, because everyone around me is insane and I deal with it constantly
18. Favorite thing to do at night?
Ritualistic Human Sacrifice.... I mean... read.. a.. book..
19: Have you found real love yet?
Yes
20. When did you first start feeling old?
Last year
21. Favorite 80's movie?
Breakfast Club
25. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I think your life is an outdated ritual
26. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Handing out caramel covered onions to kids for halloween
28. What's your drink?
Yuengling
29. Cowboys or Indians?
Home Team, also, Indians
30. Cops or Robbers?
Ninjas
39. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but i'm sure it's hard to pronounce
41. Do you go to church?
Yeah, for holidays to make my grandmom happy, which is worth anything
42. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career
43. Just how OLD are you?
When I start moving in the morning I pop and click more than rice crispies. Fuck you roofing!