Santa?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I turned agent_ritalyn in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In October I bought porn for timesofgrace (10 points). In November I pushed darkxslayer in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (350 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
lordsmoothbutt