Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! I'a! I'a!
Hello cherubs.
I have just returned from WORKING, which is what I do now, and I am very tired. However, do not think that my need for rest will stand in the way of my overwhelming need to satisfy your EDUTAINMENT. So here, then, is a brief update on all things that bear noting.
First, Sesshoumaru is still the RADDEST motherfucker in the entire world, just in case you're keeping score. If I had that outfit I would totally wear it every day.
Second: Gay Marriage. What in the name of fuckery is wrong with the right wing today? Why is this even an issue? Maybe next, gay people won't be allowed to vote, or perhaps Ashcroft will suggest putting them in special "camps" or something. At least they'd have the best-decorated squalid barracks ever. And I know some of you lurkers are at least sort of Republicans, so please try to explain how a couple of fruits getting hitched is going to make King Jesus's eyes bleed or something, because I can think of about a dozen gay people who are more likely to have a healthy marriage than most of the people who are suggesting this INANE "constitutional amendment." Here is homework for you; research the only other time an amendment to the constitution limited civil liberty instead of expanding it. Hmmm, I wonder how that worked out...
Third: Haiti. What the fuck?
Fourth: Here is where I'll make amends with the conservatives for my stance on gay marriage. I know I'm supposed to be liberal and all, but I'm really sad that the military axed the Comanche chopper project last week. Did you see those things in The Incredible Hulk? I want one.
Fifth: The Oscars last week were neat, although i would have liked to see CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW get Best Actor. But riddle me this; was it just me or did it seem a little tame? I mean the whole show. Nothing too crazy. I am sure this has something to do with Janet Jackson's teat, and I swear to mechanically-separated christ-in-a-can, if I hear one more word about aforementioned teat I'm going to go on a tri-state murdar-spree. Anyone who was offended by the second-and-a-half of jubbley that sneaked onto TV last month during that Super-Ball Tournament Thing needs to be castrated for the good of the gene pool. Me, I missed the whole Super-Ball dealie, since I was watching Stacey's Hikaru no Go faggotry at the time, which is more fun by far than the Super-Ball.
Sixth: I am so bloody sick of security systems right now I could puke. I sell them, by the way, for those of you who don't know. If you want one, I will hook you up, yo.
Seventh: Sometimes, when Stacey isn't paying attention, I get real close, and bend over and I yell at her ass, as loud as I can. Nothing in particular, just whatever comes to mind. It's not really what I say that matters, though. It's that I'm yelling at her ass.
Eighth: Do you like pro wrestling? If so, you probably can't pee on your own.
Ninth: I bought two boxes of Princess Cereal this week. It has pink marshmallows.
That's all.
I have just returned from WORKING, which is what I do now, and I am very tired. However, do not think that my need for rest will stand in the way of my overwhelming need to satisfy your EDUTAINMENT. So here, then, is a brief update on all things that bear noting.
First, Sesshoumaru is still the RADDEST motherfucker in the entire world, just in case you're keeping score. If I had that outfit I would totally wear it every day.
Second: Gay Marriage. What in the name of fuckery is wrong with the right wing today? Why is this even an issue? Maybe next, gay people won't be allowed to vote, or perhaps Ashcroft will suggest putting them in special "camps" or something. At least they'd have the best-decorated squalid barracks ever. And I know some of you lurkers are at least sort of Republicans, so please try to explain how a couple of fruits getting hitched is going to make King Jesus's eyes bleed or something, because I can think of about a dozen gay people who are more likely to have a healthy marriage than most of the people who are suggesting this INANE "constitutional amendment." Here is homework for you; research the only other time an amendment to the constitution limited civil liberty instead of expanding it. Hmmm, I wonder how that worked out...
Third: Haiti. What the fuck?
Fourth: Here is where I'll make amends with the conservatives for my stance on gay marriage. I know I'm supposed to be liberal and all, but I'm really sad that the military axed the Comanche chopper project last week. Did you see those things in The Incredible Hulk? I want one.
Fifth: The Oscars last week were neat, although i would have liked to see CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW get Best Actor. But riddle me this; was it just me or did it seem a little tame? I mean the whole show. Nothing too crazy. I am sure this has something to do with Janet Jackson's teat, and I swear to mechanically-separated christ-in-a-can, if I hear one more word about aforementioned teat I'm going to go on a tri-state murdar-spree. Anyone who was offended by the second-and-a-half of jubbley that sneaked onto TV last month during that Super-Ball Tournament Thing needs to be castrated for the good of the gene pool. Me, I missed the whole Super-Ball dealie, since I was watching Stacey's Hikaru no Go faggotry at the time, which is more fun by far than the Super-Ball.
Sixth: I am so bloody sick of security systems right now I could puke. I sell them, by the way, for those of you who don't know. If you want one, I will hook you up, yo.
Seventh: Sometimes, when Stacey isn't paying attention, I get real close, and bend over and I yell at her ass, as loud as I can. Nothing in particular, just whatever comes to mind. It's not really what I say that matters, though. It's that I'm yelling at her ass.
Eighth: Do you like pro wrestling? If so, you probably can't pee on your own.
Ninth: I bought two boxes of Princess Cereal this week. It has pink marshmallows.
That's all.