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i n f o r m a t i o n
1. name: Shamus S. Mahan
2. single or taken: Single
3. sex: M
4. bday: June 13th, 1980
5. sign: Gemini
6. siblings: one sister, Molly. better than anyone else's sibling, ever.
7. hair color: dirty blond
8. eye color: captivating blue
9. shoe size: 11 and a half, I think.
10. height: 6'1"
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: They know who they are, beeyotch.
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No. You know, I'm starting to see why people start yelling at these things while taking them... It says SINGLE twelve lines back...
3. did you send this to your crush?: My..."crush"....huh....no. Can't say I sent it to my "crush."
4. did your crush send this to you?: Jesus chist in a bucket of piss, it would FIGURE that the day I decide to do one of these things, I get the queerest one EVER.
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: black market human organ auctions
2. any tattoos or piercings: Oh, christ, no! Do you know that both of those things require big bloody NEEDLES???
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: No way, dude! Users are losers and it's totally UN-COOL to do DOPE!
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: Pantene, with Pro-Vitamins. (probably made of giraffe semen)
3. what are you most scared of?: Rejection
4. what are you listening to right now?: Computer humming noise.
5. who is the last person that called you?: My father tries to call me too much. I rarely answer the phone.
6. where do you want to get married?: Ganymede
7. how many buddies are online right now?: Jesus, this is a queer test. A MILLION BUDDIES ONLY, MEME!!!!
8. what would you change about yourself?: I would make me richer.
F A V O R I T E S
1. color: Black, silver, magenta, grey, tan
2. food: Sushi, sukiyaki, chicken tikka masala, filet mignon...several things, really
3. boys names: Thaddeus Assmaster Humpingbottom III
4. girls names: Rhiannon, Renee, Moira, Alexis, Lydia and Ceilidh
5. subjects in school: Making out with the Janitor HAR HAR HAR!!!!
6. animals: I don't know....cats...rats aren't as bad as I thought they would be...oh, yeah! any animal I can eat, also
7. sports: Apple Stealy (European Tourney Rules)
h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: Yes.
2. smoked?: Ha ha ha! Yes.
3. bungee jumped?: No, it is TOO X-TREME for Shamus.
4. made yourself throw up?: Only twice, and those were from REDICULOUS amounts of liquor.
5. skinny dipped?: INDEED, sir, I HAVE.
6: ever been in love?: Yes. Nasty business, that.
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably when I was wee.
8. pictured your crush naked?: Oh, fuck you, test. You were doing all right for a few lines, and then, BOOM, this explosively retarded line of inquiry.
9. actually seen your crush naked?:YES!!! I AM HAVE MAGICAL "GORGLES" FOR WEARING ON EYE TO MAKE SEE ALL PERSON NAKED EVERYDAY!!!!!
10. cried when someone died?: Yes.
11. lied: Yes. Are there people who could say otherwise?
12. fallen for your best friend?: Ha ha ha! Funny you should ask! It has been known to happen.
13. been rejected?: As UNBELIEVABLE as it may seem, YES. I know, it's STRANGE, but it only happens very occasionally.
14. rejected someone?: Yes.
15. used someone?: Probably, unfortunatly. Megalomania has it's price, and sometimes it is others who end up paying it.
16. done something you regret?: Oh, test, fuck you. Is your next question "Have you ever used a computer?"
c u r r e n t
clothes: A suit of ring-mail, ass-less leather chaps and a dress made out of ladies.
music: Primus
make-up: make-out!
annoyance: Aaron.
smell: Nothing, really. Worcester sort of stinks, I guess, but not a lot.
favorite artist: Hrmmmm..... I like the early work of GUILLEBEULLY DE LA FANCYCOCK
favorite groups: Shamus only likes Christian rock, like 4Him and the like. Because they make Jeebus boogie.
desktop picture: A little apple-headed puppy with a giant knife thro' it's head.
book youre reading: The Professor and the Madman by Simon Winchester and A Game of Thrones (for the fifth time) by G.R.R. Martin
cd in player: Hansen's Greatest Hits
dvd in player: Technically my dvd player has a video game in it right now, and it's Disgaea, the best game ever.
color of toenails: Plaid
l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Stacey
hugged: Stacey
you imed: Moira?
you yelled at: Stacey
you kissed: Stacey. These last few questions are not really fair, considering that Stacey just left for work an hour ago, and I have not seen anyone else yet today. This test was designed for butter-geeks who live in a basement and don't see people but once a month.
a r e | y o u
understanding: More than I should be.
open-minded: Certainly.
arrogant: Oh, my, yes.
insecure: Not as much I as i could be.
interesting: *very*
random: ELEVATE MY CHRYSANTHEMUM!!!! COCK-A-DOODLE TITTYFUCK!!!!!!
hungry: Yes.
smart: Yes.
moody: Sometimes, but I think I usually have pretty decent reasons.
hard working: Yes. This is a new skill I have. I used to be fairly lethargic.
organized: Not really, no. In some fairly compulsive and nerdy ways I am VERY organised, but in terms of "is there shit all over my floor" I must plead guilty to being disorganized.
healthy: Not just NOW, but generally I am.
shy: No.
difficult: Yes.
attractive: Yes.
bored easily: Yes, but fortunately I am just as easily amused.
messy: Somewhat.
responsible: Most of the time, and certainly more often than I used to be.
obsessed: not particularly.
angry: I can get very angry, and when I am angry I can say very hurtful things, which i am VERY good at, so i try not to get angry.
sad: Yes.
happy: Yes.
hyper: Yeah, I can do that.
trusting: When it is earned, I give it freely.
talkative: Yes.
legal: No, I am a FELONY.
w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill?: Let's not get into it...
slap: Let's *really* not get into it.
get really wasted with?: Whoever's buying!
get high with: I don't smoke the wacky tobackey except for about once or twice a year, and I always end up thinking it's retarded, so I guess nobody. But If I HAD to, I guess it would be with President Bush.
look like: Shamus
talk to offline: PTERODACTYL
talk to online: Who do I have aspirations to talk to online? Aren't we setting the bar a little low?
sex it up with: Oh, wouldn't you like to know.
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: asleep
all i need is: within my grasp.
love is: a pain in my ass.
i dream about: once per night.
sexual preference: yes.
w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: coke, however diet pepsi is better than diet coke.
flowers or candy: Candy, motherfucker! What the hell am I going to do with flowers. I mean, I guess I could use them to decorate my tiara....
tall or short: Tall, baby!!!
o p p o s i t e | s e x
what do you notice first: Girls.
last person you slow danced with: Courtney Reno, at Katrina's wedding last month.
worst question to ask: that one, go-tard.
makes you laugh the most: As a matter of fact, yes.
makes you smile: If a girl makes me smile, it's a plus.
gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Maya Angelou. The funny feeling is in MY BALLS.
who do you have a crush on: I do not have a "crush" on anyone because "crushes" are childish and I just got my ass STUNG from someone who had a "crush" so I am not impressed with "crushes."
d o | y o u | e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: Ugh, no.
save conversations: Only crazy people do that. I saved a few that are extra awesome.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only in the same way boys ALL wish they were girls for a day so they could sit naked in front of mirrors and masturbate all day. I *promise* you that every boy wants to do this.
wish you were younger: I am sure that I will wish this soon.
Cried because someone said something to you?: Fuck yes.
N u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: Seven. And four of those were the same person.
of hearts i have broken: My fair share, I am ashamed to say.
of guys ive kissed: SEVEN MILLION!!!!
of girls ive kissed: I can't really remember, since I'm all of 23 ancient years old now, but I would estimate...several.
of tight friends: Many, and I appreciate them all very much, and should probably act more like it.
of cds i own: A couple hundred.
of scars on my body: YESSE! I HAVE GOTHYKE VAMPYRE SCARES ON MYE NECK AND WRYSTES.
of things that i regret: Quite a few.
y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: that I am a fool.
I want: a lot.
I have: a lot.
I wish: for more.
I hate: more than I probably should
I fear: carnies?
I hear: I already said, the goddamned computer fans.
I search:for meaning, and good restauraunts.
I wonder: ...
I regret: Precious little, because regretting it doesn't help.
I love: freely.
F i n a l | q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like filling these out?: I have never done so before, and no, I don't really like it very much.
2. how many people are you sending this to?: NONE!!!
3. who will send it back? Everybody I sent it to.
4. least likely to send it back?: Yes, that's the idea.
5. gold or silver: Platinum, baby. It's all about the pps.
6. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: errrrm.... i forget. Some indie horseshit Stacey wanted to see probably. Or that damned matrix turd.
7. favorite cartoon/anime? I like anime SO MUCH that having a favorite is pretty impossible. If pressed, I will say I have a very sentimental attachment to Shin Seiki Evangelion.
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning? Breakfast is for the weak.
10. who would you love being locked in a room with? TV's George Wendt
11. could you live without your computer? Yes, but I wouldn't want to give it a try, thanks.
12. would you color your hair? I have done so, and would probably do so again.
13. could you ever get off the computer? Where is the computer's wang? I'll give it a try.
14. habla espanol? FLARTY BLARTY NO SENYOR!!! FLARTY BOYNO!!!!
15. how many people are on your buddy list? A MILLION BILLION HAMBURGERS.
16. drink alcohol? Oh, gods, yes.
17. like watching sunrises or sunsets? Both, but it's easier to be awake for sunsets.
18. what hurts the most? Women.
19. best words ever? orgasm, clusterfuck, zoomtard, murdar, creature... I like lots of words, I guess
1. name: Shamus S. Mahan
2. single or taken: Single
3. sex: M
4. bday: June 13th, 1980
5. sign: Gemini
6. siblings: one sister, Molly. better than anyone else's sibling, ever.
7. hair color: dirty blond
8. eye color: captivating blue
9. shoe size: 11 and a half, I think.
10. height: 6'1"
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: They know who they are, beeyotch.
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No. You know, I'm starting to see why people start yelling at these things while taking them... It says SINGLE twelve lines back...
3. did you send this to your crush?: My..."crush"....huh....no. Can't say I sent it to my "crush."
4. did your crush send this to you?: Jesus chist in a bucket of piss, it would FIGURE that the day I decide to do one of these things, I get the queerest one EVER.
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: black market human organ auctions
2. any tattoos or piercings: Oh, christ, no! Do you know that both of those things require big bloody NEEDLES???
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: No way, dude! Users are losers and it's totally UN-COOL to do DOPE!
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: Pantene, with Pro-Vitamins. (probably made of giraffe semen)
3. what are you most scared of?: Rejection
4. what are you listening to right now?: Computer humming noise.
5. who is the last person that called you?: My father tries to call me too much. I rarely answer the phone.
6. where do you want to get married?: Ganymede
7. how many buddies are online right now?: Jesus, this is a queer test. A MILLION BUDDIES ONLY, MEME!!!!
8. what would you change about yourself?: I would make me richer.
F A V O R I T E S
1. color: Black, silver, magenta, grey, tan
2. food: Sushi, sukiyaki, chicken tikka masala, filet mignon...several things, really
3. boys names: Thaddeus Assmaster Humpingbottom III
4. girls names: Rhiannon, Renee, Moira, Alexis, Lydia and Ceilidh
5. subjects in school: Making out with the Janitor HAR HAR HAR!!!!
6. animals: I don't know....cats...rats aren't as bad as I thought they would be...oh, yeah! any animal I can eat, also
7. sports: Apple Stealy (European Tourney Rules)
h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: Yes.
2. smoked?: Ha ha ha! Yes.
3. bungee jumped?: No, it is TOO X-TREME for Shamus.
4. made yourself throw up?: Only twice, and those were from REDICULOUS amounts of liquor.
5. skinny dipped?: INDEED, sir, I HAVE.
6: ever been in love?: Yes. Nasty business, that.
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably when I was wee.
8. pictured your crush naked?: Oh, fuck you, test. You were doing all right for a few lines, and then, BOOM, this explosively retarded line of inquiry.
9. actually seen your crush naked?:YES!!! I AM HAVE MAGICAL "GORGLES" FOR WEARING ON EYE TO MAKE SEE ALL PERSON NAKED EVERYDAY!!!!!
10. cried when someone died?: Yes.
11. lied: Yes. Are there people who could say otherwise?
12. fallen for your best friend?: Ha ha ha! Funny you should ask! It has been known to happen.
13. been rejected?: As UNBELIEVABLE as it may seem, YES. I know, it's STRANGE, but it only happens very occasionally.
14. rejected someone?: Yes.
15. used someone?: Probably, unfortunatly. Megalomania has it's price, and sometimes it is others who end up paying it.
16. done something you regret?: Oh, test, fuck you. Is your next question "Have you ever used a computer?"
c u r r e n t
clothes: A suit of ring-mail, ass-less leather chaps and a dress made out of ladies.
music: Primus
make-up: make-out!
annoyance: Aaron.
smell: Nothing, really. Worcester sort of stinks, I guess, but not a lot.
favorite artist: Hrmmmm..... I like the early work of GUILLEBEULLY DE LA FANCYCOCK
favorite groups: Shamus only likes Christian rock, like 4Him and the like. Because they make Jeebus boogie.
desktop picture: A little apple-headed puppy with a giant knife thro' it's head.
book youre reading: The Professor and the Madman by Simon Winchester and A Game of Thrones (for the fifth time) by G.R.R. Martin
cd in player: Hansen's Greatest Hits
dvd in player: Technically my dvd player has a video game in it right now, and it's Disgaea, the best game ever.
color of toenails: Plaid
l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Stacey
hugged: Stacey
you imed: Moira?
you yelled at: Stacey
you kissed: Stacey. These last few questions are not really fair, considering that Stacey just left for work an hour ago, and I have not seen anyone else yet today. This test was designed for butter-geeks who live in a basement and don't see people but once a month.
a r e | y o u
understanding: More than I should be.
open-minded: Certainly.
arrogant: Oh, my, yes.
insecure: Not as much I as i could be.
interesting: *very*
random: ELEVATE MY CHRYSANTHEMUM!!!! COCK-A-DOODLE TITTYFUCK!!!!!!
hungry: Yes.
smart: Yes.
moody: Sometimes, but I think I usually have pretty decent reasons.
hard working: Yes. This is a new skill I have. I used to be fairly lethargic.
organized: Not really, no. In some fairly compulsive and nerdy ways I am VERY organised, but in terms of "is there shit all over my floor" I must plead guilty to being disorganized.
healthy: Not just NOW, but generally I am.
shy: No.
difficult: Yes.
attractive: Yes.
bored easily: Yes, but fortunately I am just as easily amused.
messy: Somewhat.
responsible: Most of the time, and certainly more often than I used to be.
obsessed: not particularly.
angry: I can get very angry, and when I am angry I can say very hurtful things, which i am VERY good at, so i try not to get angry.
sad: Yes.
happy: Yes.
hyper: Yeah, I can do that.
trusting: When it is earned, I give it freely.
talkative: Yes.
legal: No, I am a FELONY.
w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill?: Let's not get into it...
slap: Let's *really* not get into it.
get really wasted with?: Whoever's buying!
get high with: I don't smoke the wacky tobackey except for about once or twice a year, and I always end up thinking it's retarded, so I guess nobody. But If I HAD to, I guess it would be with President Bush.
look like: Shamus
talk to offline: PTERODACTYL
talk to online: Who do I have aspirations to talk to online? Aren't we setting the bar a little low?
sex it up with: Oh, wouldn't you like to know.
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: asleep
all i need is: within my grasp.
love is: a pain in my ass.
i dream about: once per night.
sexual preference: yes.
w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: coke, however diet pepsi is better than diet coke.
flowers or candy: Candy, motherfucker! What the hell am I going to do with flowers. I mean, I guess I could use them to decorate my tiara....
tall or short: Tall, baby!!!
o p p o s i t e | s e x
what do you notice first: Girls.
last person you slow danced with: Courtney Reno, at Katrina's wedding last month.
worst question to ask: that one, go-tard.
makes you laugh the most: As a matter of fact, yes.
makes you smile: If a girl makes me smile, it's a plus.
gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Maya Angelou. The funny feeling is in MY BALLS.
who do you have a crush on: I do not have a "crush" on anyone because "crushes" are childish and I just got my ass STUNG from someone who had a "crush" so I am not impressed with "crushes."
d o | y o u | e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: Ugh, no.
save conversations: Only crazy people do that. I saved a few that are extra awesome.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only in the same way boys ALL wish they were girls for a day so they could sit naked in front of mirrors and masturbate all day. I *promise* you that every boy wants to do this.
wish you were younger: I am sure that I will wish this soon.
Cried because someone said something to you?: Fuck yes.
N u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: Seven. And four of those were the same person.
of hearts i have broken: My fair share, I am ashamed to say.
of guys ive kissed: SEVEN MILLION!!!!
of girls ive kissed: I can't really remember, since I'm all of 23 ancient years old now, but I would estimate...several.
of tight friends: Many, and I appreciate them all very much, and should probably act more like it.
of cds i own: A couple hundred.
of scars on my body: YESSE! I HAVE GOTHYKE VAMPYRE SCARES ON MYE NECK AND WRYSTES.
of things that i regret: Quite a few.
y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: that I am a fool.
I want: a lot.
I have: a lot.
I wish: for more.
I hate: more than I probably should
I fear: carnies?
I hear: I already said, the goddamned computer fans.
I search:for meaning, and good restauraunts.
I wonder: ...
I regret: Precious little, because regretting it doesn't help.
I love: freely.
F i n a l | q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like filling these out?: I have never done so before, and no, I don't really like it very much.
2. how many people are you sending this to?: NONE!!!
3. who will send it back? Everybody I sent it to.
4. least likely to send it back?: Yes, that's the idea.
5. gold or silver: Platinum, baby. It's all about the pps.
6. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: errrrm.... i forget. Some indie horseshit Stacey wanted to see probably. Or that damned matrix turd.
7. favorite cartoon/anime? I like anime SO MUCH that having a favorite is pretty impossible. If pressed, I will say I have a very sentimental attachment to Shin Seiki Evangelion.
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning? Breakfast is for the weak.
10. who would you love being locked in a room with? TV's George Wendt
11. could you live without your computer? Yes, but I wouldn't want to give it a try, thanks.
12. would you color your hair? I have done so, and would probably do so again.
13. could you ever get off the computer? Where is the computer's wang? I'll give it a try.
14. habla espanol? FLARTY BLARTY NO SENYOR!!! FLARTY BOYNO!!!!
15. how many people are on your buddy list? A MILLION BILLION HAMBURGERS.
16. drink alcohol? Oh, gods, yes.
17. like watching sunrises or sunsets? Both, but it's easier to be awake for sunsets.
18. what hurts the most? Women.
19. best words ever? orgasm, clusterfuck, zoomtard, murdar, creature... I like lots of words, I guess