Stupidest things ever said...

[lordrenob]

Take-out order taker: May I have your name please?
Customer: Bill.
Order taker: John?
Customer: No, Bill.
Order taker: Dion?
Customer: Bill.
Order taker: Jill?
Customer: No, Bill! Do you know Bill Clinton?
Order taker: Yes.
Customer: My name is Bill, like Bill Clinton.
Order taker: Okay, Dill Clinton. May I take your order, Sir Dill?

- exchange on the phone at a Manila take-out restaurant