It's been 6 months. Time for an update.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole malignantcuban's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I punched teh_sloth in the arm (-10 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (262 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
lordraistlin