you know, i started off actually replying to this bullshit... but i've come to a subtle realization over the past two days about this crap. For christ's sake people, do any of you realize how pathetic this is? Honestly? I actually spent time yeling at Izzi oer the internet... i'm sick of myself now. Izzi, i don't need to threaten you, just show up at WVU sometime and we'll work this out the old fashion way. As for the rest of you... does spending ANY time in the day writing in these things make ANY sense? Hell no. For crying out loud, this is probably the stupidest thing i've ever even heard of. Seriously... it's livejournal.com, this is almost as stupid as that damned amihotornot bullshit. Please, some of you i liked, and even respected... you are not the types of losers who live for this crap. So, i have real issues to worry about (if anyone cares, they can ask me why i spent the last couples days in a hospital in bluefield in person). SO, the live journal is getting trashed, i have better things to do with my time.. i hope some of you do too.
it's not pathetic if people aren't picking fights all the time mike....besides, i write constantly anyway, it takes like....5 minutes of my time a day.
It's a shame we all had to reassure you of your true nature before you came to such a stunning realization. Yes, all this arguing and excessive paragraphing is most lame. I am glad your strategy led you to end by taking the high road. Excellent move. I commend you.
I would be glad to settle (finish, if you will) things the "old fashion way" someday. I'll see you there, Mr. Oliverio.
1) stinky is right, guys! we are all morons! and he is all-knowing! in case you all don't know, fuckstick, i mean mike, was lovingly referred to as "stinky" in high school, or so i hear from other bridgeport alumni
2) i personally know mike izzi, unlike some of you, and let me assure you that he is exactly as stinky has portrayed him. loud, super-huge ego, thinks he's smarter than everyone. an overall very very unpleasant person to be around. and not funny in the least. to sum it up, he is a "mother f@cker"
3) from now on i will spell the word "fuck" with the "@" symbol instead of a "u" because this is how lord stinky does it. i know, it may make no sense, but he does it this way, so so should you. some may say, "but kenny, you're allowed to say fuck on the internet and it looks f@cking stupid to spell it like that!" i don't care, i am following my master. i don't know why he makes it look like "fack," i just know it's right.
4) stinky, something you may want to know: just because you have spent roughly 7000 hours playing counterstrike on the lan does not make you capable of winning a "real life" fight. because, as you may or may not know, "real life" exists. some people even experience it every single day! so if you want to fight someone you're going to have to a) turn off counterstrike and b) realize that you won't be able to use any of those weapons from the game in a "real life" fight.
5) stinky, before you threaten people to fights over the internet, you should consider the following: you are not a man of great physical stature, so you should perhaps think twice before challenging someone in a "real life" fight. because there are several people that are much bigger than you. i myself am of comparable size. i can't say whether i could kick your ass. i do know that if i were to lose a fight to you i would then let my wounds heal, pick up my mag-lite and finish the job... just in case you're taking this as some kind of fight invitation. if you wanna fight me when you catch me on the streets of morgantown that's fine. i would prefer to settle this by discussion, i'm sure i could reach a satisfactory arrangement with a sensible, open-minded man such as yourself. you'll do anything to keep the peace in a conversation. you never raise your voice at another person, because you feel it is rude and obnoxious. so i think we would be able to talk any disagreement out.
6) next time i have a simple thought like a laugh i'll make sure i don't post it anywhere that mike oliverio may read it, because that apparently pisses him the f@ck off and then he goes the f@ck off. ok, i'm done now. seeing as how this livejournal crap has wasted all 24 hours of this fine day i should go, because you know it takes so long and is such a commitment to write in these things. and you're a bad person if you do it. because stinky says so.
you do not make any sensexhedisticxJune 9 2001, 20:59:51 UTC
you talk about how pathetic this is and yet YOU are the one that starts it all. people always make little posts about their opinions or what they did today or anything, and you always give a big fucking paragraph response that totally analyzes every little thing they say as if you're TRYING to get people to start arguments with you..oh wait a minute, you are. so go ahead and give me yet another big paragraph comment on every little detail about why this comment is wrong. oh wait, if you typed a big paragraph then i would be right. maybe you'll type a little one just because.
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It's a shame we all had to reassure you of your true nature before you came to such a stunning realization. Yes, all this arguing and excessive paragraphing is most lame. I am glad your strategy led you to end by taking the high road. Excellent move. I commend you.
I would be glad to settle (finish, if you will) things the "old fashion way" someday. I'll see you there, Mr. Oliverio.
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2) i personally know mike izzi, unlike some of you, and let me assure you that he is exactly as stinky has portrayed him. loud, super-huge ego, thinks he's smarter than everyone. an overall very very unpleasant person to be around. and not funny in the least. to sum it up, he is a "mother f@cker"
3) from now on i will spell the word "fuck" with the "@" symbol instead of a "u" because this is how lord stinky does it. i know, it may make no sense, but he does it this way, so so should you. some may say, "but kenny, you're allowed to say fuck on the internet and it looks f@cking stupid to spell it like that!" i don't care, i am following my master. i don't know why he makes it look like "fack," i just know it's right.
4) stinky, something you may want to know: just because you have spent roughly 7000 hours playing counterstrike on the lan does not make you capable of winning a "real life" fight. because, as you may or may not know, "real life" exists. some people even experience it every single day! so if you want to fight someone you're going to have to a) turn off counterstrike and b) realize that you won't be able to use any of those weapons from the game in a "real life" fight.
5) stinky, before you threaten people to fights over the internet, you should consider the following: you are not a man of great physical stature, so you should perhaps think twice before challenging someone in a "real life" fight. because there are several people that are much bigger than you. i myself am of comparable size. i can't say whether i could kick your ass. i do know that if i were to lose a fight to you i would then let my wounds heal, pick up my mag-lite and finish the job... just in case you're taking this as some kind of fight invitation. if you wanna fight me when you catch me on the streets of morgantown that's fine. i would prefer to settle this by discussion, i'm sure i could reach a satisfactory arrangement with a sensible, open-minded man such as yourself. you'll do anything to keep the peace in a conversation. you never raise your voice at another person, because you feel it is rude and obnoxious. so i think we would be able to talk any disagreement out.
6) next time i have a simple thought like a laugh i'll make sure i don't post it anywhere that mike oliverio may read it, because that apparently pisses him the f@ck off and then he goes the f@ck off. ok, i'm done now. seeing as how this livejournal crap has wasted all 24 hours of this fine day i should go, because you know it takes so long and is such a commitment to write in these things. and you're a bad person if you do it. because stinky says so.
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prove me wrong!!! PLEASE!!!!
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