my phrases
i replied to kenny with this, because one of his posts made me think to do it. so, here it is for everyone else too. ENJOY
this is a not a test. were this a test, you wouldn't be listening. the following phrase, cliches, and fab words have been entered into heavy rotation in the oliverio dictionary.
1. "...,yo": in a ghetto-restyling of the canadian tendency to end all sentences with "eh", i have begun ending every complete and incomplete thought with "yo". it is cool, cause i said so.
2. "thank you captain obvious": much cooler sounding than my previous "you have a profound ability for stating the obvious," or my short-lived "hi, my name is (person who just stated the obvious), welcome to the obvious" see, much cooler
3. "thank you captain random": same deal as above, only for use when crack babies spout theie whackness
4. "-ize": much like the 4th floor policy of adding "age" to any word (ex-foodage, sleepage), i have begun using the suffix "ize" with any number of words, to create verbs. Current favorites are "wopperize", "drinkize", and "bitchize". (an example of how one might be used in a sentence would be the common, "Gervice, whopperize the broiler for me" (yes, i spend WAY too much time working at Burger King)
5. "-fication": inspired by Californication, i have begun using the suffix "fication" much like "-ize". In a sentence it would be, "i am in dire need of some whopperfication."
6. "don't tell me my business devil womam!" : this little bit is a quote from the iold man in Billy Madison, it's best screamed at a bitchy female manager when she tells you to do some assinine cleaning for the 40th time that day. try it!
that is all. these are cool, because i say so. you will all love them dearly.
this is a not a test. were this a test, you wouldn't be listening. the following phrase, cliches, and fab words have been entered into heavy rotation in the oliverio dictionary.
1. "...,yo": in a ghetto-restyling of the canadian tendency to end all sentences with "eh", i have begun ending every complete and incomplete thought with "yo". it is cool, cause i said so.
2. "thank you captain obvious": much cooler sounding than my previous "you have a profound ability for stating the obvious," or my short-lived "hi, my name is (person who just stated the obvious), welcome to the obvious" see, much cooler
3. "thank you captain random": same deal as above, only for use when crack babies spout theie whackness
4. "-ize": much like the 4th floor policy of adding "age" to any word (ex-foodage, sleepage), i have begun using the suffix "ize" with any number of words, to create verbs. Current favorites are "wopperize", "drinkize", and "bitchize". (an example of how one might be used in a sentence would be the common, "Gervice, whopperize the broiler for me" (yes, i spend WAY too much time working at Burger King)
5. "-fication": inspired by Californication, i have begun using the suffix "fication" much like "-ize". In a sentence it would be, "i am in dire need of some whopperfication."
6. "don't tell me my business devil womam!" : this little bit is a quote from the iold man in Billy Madison, it's best screamed at a bitchy female manager when she tells you to do some assinine cleaning for the 40th time that day. try it!
that is all. these are cool, because i say so. you will all love them dearly.