why can you never find a squirrel when you need one?
So, heres the plan. First, get some peanuts and locate yourself by the hose. Put peanuts on the ground, or if you have excessively amiable squirrels like I do, wait for them to come to you. When the innocent squrrel grabs its peanut, quickly use the hose to get the squirrel extremely wet/angry. This is not cruelty to animals, this is funny.