Oh...
Oh, Natalie, it is so ON now...
Did you hear about the violinist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.
How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high!
How do you get two violinists to play in unison?
Shoot one.
How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.
Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Why don't violinists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.
Did you know the German word for asshole is Ashgeige? The literal translation is "ass violin"...I wonder why...
Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
You might bend the nail.
But on a lighter note, and one we can kind of relate to:
When a conductor and a watermelon are dropped from a 24 story building, which hits the ground first?
Who cares?
Did you hear about the violinist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.
How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high!
How do you get two violinists to play in unison?
Shoot one.
How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.
Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Why don't violinists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.
Did you know the German word for asshole is Ashgeige? The literal translation is "ass violin"...I wonder why...
Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
You might bend the nail.
But on a lighter note, and one we can kind of relate to:
When a conductor and a watermelon are dropped from a 24 story building, which hits the ground first?
Who cares?