Pieces of Garbage!
Merry fucking Christmas to all the shitheads who value saving a few bucks over someone's fucking life. Got a worker getting trampled to death by hundreds of people while opening the fucking door, two guys shooting each other dead in a goddamn Toys R Us and a woman who ended up having a miscarriage as a result of black friday insanity. The stores didn't close or anything, need those black friday sales afterall (stab). What the fuck is wrong with you stupid pieces of shit!!!??? When human beings play the part of customer they become subhuman, and considering my opinion of humans in general that's really saying something. I mean, people kill each other over retarded shit as it is, race, religion, etc., but just in case you were thinking humans couldn't get any worse, fuck you, grown adults will kill each other over the new toy on sale for little Jimmy. Fuck you, you heartless greedy bastards. Enjoy that holiday feeling and may you suffer torments far far worse than anything that even I could imagine in this life and the next.
Now is this new? No, shit like this has happened before, that's part of what's so maddening. It's ok though, I have the answer. The message has been sent that for a few dollars saved, blood, violence and destroyed lives are an acceptable price, and who better to give the people what they want than me? I'd own a store with all high grade shit and on black friday, it would be on sale at 50% off. The first 10 people in the door would be beaten and flogged like Jesus, though we'll use shards of broken coke bottle glass instead of clay at the ends of the cat o' nine tails, and then crucify them to remind shoppers of the fact that this bloodshed and greed is being done supposedly in the name of their peaceful self sacrificing savior. Sacrifice yourself in honor of this you stupid fucktards. THEN, the next 100 people will be mowed down by a vulcan cannon upon entering the store.
After that all customers will be beaten by riot police and then bound together in a chain gang and herded into the store like convicts, cause that's how they fucking deserve to be treated. The bodies will be left on the floor as a reminder. When it starts slowing down I'll simply have about 20 or 30 guys up front decking people who come in with brass knuckles. That's what you get for perpetuating this infamously riot level consumer holiday, you blind sick fucks.
See, I have a lot of good ideas. Let me give the people what they want....
Vicente for 2012!!!!
I have a dream that all of us will lay united 6 feet underground in powdered remains. Everyone dead and the earth left to heal from the horrifying disease that is humanity. People of the United States and of the entire world. You have nothing to fear... except ME!
Matthew Vicente "Just trying to help out." (salutes)
Now is this new? No, shit like this has happened before, that's part of what's so maddening. It's ok though, I have the answer. The message has been sent that for a few dollars saved, blood, violence and destroyed lives are an acceptable price, and who better to give the people what they want than me? I'd own a store with all high grade shit and on black friday, it would be on sale at 50% off. The first 10 people in the door would be beaten and flogged like Jesus, though we'll use shards of broken coke bottle glass instead of clay at the ends of the cat o' nine tails, and then crucify them to remind shoppers of the fact that this bloodshed and greed is being done supposedly in the name of their peaceful self sacrificing savior. Sacrifice yourself in honor of this you stupid fucktards. THEN, the next 100 people will be mowed down by a vulcan cannon upon entering the store.
After that all customers will be beaten by riot police and then bound together in a chain gang and herded into the store like convicts, cause that's how they fucking deserve to be treated. The bodies will be left on the floor as a reminder. When it starts slowing down I'll simply have about 20 or 30 guys up front decking people who come in with brass knuckles. That's what you get for perpetuating this infamously riot level consumer holiday, you blind sick fucks.
See, I have a lot of good ideas. Let me give the people what they want....
Vicente for 2012!!!!
I have a dream that all of us will lay united 6 feet underground in powdered remains. Everyone dead and the earth left to heal from the horrifying disease that is humanity. People of the United States and of the entire world. You have nothing to fear... except ME!
Matthew Vicente "Just trying to help out." (salutes)