Fear and Loathing in Olympia: Return of the Prince 11/13/2008
Fear and Loathing in Olympia: Return of the Prince 11/13/2008
On 11/13/2008, the good Captain Silver hosted a lawful Triumph ordered by Imperator John Nelson.
The Rostov Interfaith Gathering site was decorated in red and gold. Members of the Nelson Imperium and guests from across the region attended.
Imperator Nelson waited at the altar before the arch. He was flanked by the Imperial Seneschal and Prince Belson of Kitsap/Tacoma, Prince Wellington of Vancouver, Baron Malakai, and myself.
As Orator, I started the festivities.
I reminded everyone of the phrase that Imperator Nelson often uses in difficult times. Ubi concordia, ibi victoria. Where there is unity, there is victory. Prince Vasili Rostov had been abroad for the last several months. A mere blink in the eye to kindred existence and yet a few miscreants chose to attempt to take advantage. A few whispered that this city had been abandoned by Prince Vasili and by the Imperium. One tried to claim that which was not his. Prince Rostov, Uncle Vasili, fought numerous battles in Georgia and other foreign lands. He won a number of key victories that have brought safety and security to all of us.
By the order of Imperator Nelson, Ubi concordia, ibi victoria is now the official motto of the Nelson Imperium.
Prince Vasili Rostov entered the Triumph flanked by his honor guard, Agony, Misery, Acrimony, and Solace. All from the New Flesh. Sheriff Acrimony took the sacred duty of whispering into the good Prince’s ear during the parade. What he said is known only to Sherriff Acrimony, Prince Vasili, Imperator Nelson, and God.
Attendees flung roses at the feet of the triumphant Prince Vasili as he made his way to the altar. I heard some joyful weeping in the crowd. One poor lady could not contain her excitement and fainted when the good Prince nodded at her.
Prince Vasili Rostov stood before the altar and the crowd while Imperator Nelson crowned him with a wreath of victory and uttered the words Simul triumphamus. Together, we triumph.
Prince Wellington, Archbishop of the Lance, performed a traditional blessing upon Prince Vasili. He quoted a favorite prayer. “O Master, Lord our God, Who in Thy wisdom hast created man, and didst honor him with Thy Divine image, and place in him the spirit of life, and lead him into this world, bestowing on him the hope of resurrection and life everlasting.”
The Triumphant Prince Vasili Rostov took his throne and then allowed petitioners to present their gifts.
Lady Morrissey, Gangrel Priscus of the Evergreen Rose Imperium, presented Prince Vasili with a signed first edition copy of the book Lord of the Flies. It was generally agreed to be a thoughtful gift.
Lady Honor Rostov brought forth a letter. Alas, she was blinded and unable to read it. Prince Vasili honored us all by sharing her words. Lady Honor regretted that her prince had been without his seer for so long and so wanted to ensure that he was never again without her sight. Lady Honor presented her Prince with a jar containing her eyes. Very insightful.
Sheriff Acrimony presented Prince Vasili with a coat made from the enemies of the domain of Olympia and the Imperium. In addition, he shyly presented the Prince with a large white stuffed animal of a dog holding a heart that proclaimed “I wuff you!” and a pack of Pall Mall cigarettes.
Captain Silver offered forth a gold plated statue of Prince Vasili in the classic Jeffersonian style.
Harpy Vincenzo brought forth a large titanium V for his prince. Very classy.
Kuroi Nagaki presented his prince with a special flower.
After the gifts had been presented, Prince Vasili gave a rousing speech where he thanked Prince Belson, the New Flesh, Baron Malakai, and Papo for their support of his domain while he traveled and fought for all of us. Then, Prince Vasili asked that his primogen and court officers attend him in a private meeting and let it be known that the rest of the gathering was free to converse elsewhere.
It seemed that there was a general misunderstanding of the rules by a visitor to the Nelson Imperium. This isn’t a rule that generally needs to be told to others, but I can understand how a resident of a city with a weak Prince would be surprised by such a rule. It is gauche and dangerous to mock a superior predator, especially one who is without a doubt a strong ruler. You might find that you are stabbed, staked, and otherwise treated poorly in private by Sheriff Acrimony. I think Imperator Nelson said it best. “Do you know the difference between corn whiskey and rum?”
The answer? Well, let’s just say that it involved a lighter and lots of screams.
There was a number of questions about boons from Seattle from visitors to the Imperium and important residents. There was a concern that Seattle’s boons might suddenly be worthless. I expressed to everyone present that at the moment all boons coming in and out of Seattle were considered to be in good standing by all of the harpies that I know. I promised I would let them know should that change any time in the near future.
Speaking of Seattle, Lady Victoria Cottingham, Herald of Imperator Nelson, brought up an interesting moral question about the mysterious resurrection of Leon Vogol, *admired* member of the Invictus. It was explained that Leon Vogol had been killed by Levka Alexinova for suggesting that it was possible that Vogol could kill Consul Olivia Nova. Afterwards, unknown forces used mystical means to resurrect him from death. She asked how the Lance viewed such a miracle.
Sheriff Acrimony quoted Lance Saint, Etienne. Resurrection outside of God’s hands is against the third law. Archbishop Wellington said that the method of such a resurrection should be researched to verify that there were no undue taints of corruption. The crowd seemed to agree with the word of Archbishop Wellington. Very interesting. With the strange occurrences in Windsor, all such occurrences should be closely examined.
Trouble did find the domain in the presence of a strange mortal witch. Solace, Papo, Vincenzo, and Montello handled it quickly and quietly.
Rising Stars:
Johnny Vane, of the Carthians, from Seattle made an impressive showing. He traveled to a domain where he had no friends and made quite the impression. He kept cool under pressure even when terrible and potent monsters were asking him some very hard questions about his domain. He even kept calm when the young and foolish started asking him untoward questions about douchebags in Seattle. It isn’t easy to be a gentleman under such circumstances but you managed nicely.
Lady Victoria Cottingham, Herald of Imperator Nelson, was simply charming. I’m not just saying this because she claimed to be a fan. She had very interesting insights into a number of different situations.
Captain Silver was an excellent host. He has survived a couple of bumps in the road and shown himself to be quite wily. I imagine that he will go far.
Feared:
Prince Vasili, my dearest Uncle, we’ve all waited for you for so long. It brings to mind a quote from a favorite writer. That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange æons even death may die.
Imperator Nelson and his amazing lighter trick.
Agony for showing why she took her name.
Prince Wellington for showing that he took his personal stake in the reputation of his domain and Republic very seriously.
Papo and the entire 187 crew. It is impressive when you can, as they say, cut a bitch. It is devastating when you know when to apply such things and when to let boons handle a matter. In the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen 187 from all around the country really start working with boons and taking advanced steps that one would not suspect could come from a gang named the Trowzer Snake’s 187 Murder Posse. Papo, Simon, Solace, Montello, and the others in the crew deserve some kudos.
Loathed:
Vertigo of the Lance. I have a policy that I usually look the other way when a new guy makes a mistake. After that pass, I’m less generous. Especially when you made the exact same mistake. You need to figure out when to open your mouth and when to avoid getting into trouble. From this point forward, I want you to imagine a little Sorrow angel and a little Papo devil sitting on your shoulders. If you are doing something that Li’l Sorrow thinks is mockable and will make fun of you in his reports, I suggest not doing it. If you are doing something that Li’l Papo might claw your face for, I’d suggest rethinking the situation. When Li’l Papo and Li’l Sorrow nod their heads in unison, then proceed.
I will point out that unlike others; you took your punishment well and can perhaps learn from it and grow. You have a change to remake yourself. Use it wisely.
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria.
Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh
OOC:
Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh
Jason Andrew
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