Weddings
Please, if any one else is going to spring a wedding on me, please do it now. I am up to 4 (maybe 5) weddings this year, and 3 of those are rural Ohio weddings that Aunt Angie will hunt me down if I don't attend. Of course, that also means the whole ceremony plus reception is about a 6 hour ordeal. Damn, I still need to ask Aunt Joyce for square dancing lessons, so I don't look like a retard when that starts at the receptions. Or so I do, if you want to look at it that way. But please, if you are getting married this year please tell me now, or put it off to next year.
Oh a funny thing, all of the rural Ohio weddings are for daughters of the same uncle. Hopefully his other 3 (or is it 4?) daughters will space them out a bit more.
Oh a funny thing, all of the rural Ohio weddings are for daughters of the same uncle. Hopefully his other 3 (or is it 4?) daughters will space them out a bit more.