So I thought this was a fun little gift guide. And I am totally open for getting the island, you know, if you really love me.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/kotaku-gift-guide-07/kotakus-2007-gift-guide-of-obscene-nicety-and-sublime-naughtyness-315465.php There is some really fun stuff in the "Our Prices are Insane" section... Like a human-sized Gundam model.
Oh and Seth, about your question. Give me a call. It will require further discussion.