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[lordofdimness]

So I got nasty ass food poisoning last night. Meg, Alek and I went to the Mandarin. I ordered the most tasty, most likely to kill you from bad ingredients meal ever - Dragon Maki, Pork Dumplings, and Crab Rangoon. Half an hour after I get home, I am violently ill. Fluids and solids were forably ejected from both food-orifices. And this happened every ten minutes for the next six hours. Then, Alek gets home and insisted he take me to the hospital. Good man. I owe him for so much. He takes me, and they give me an IV because I can't keep water down at all. Ahh, the sweet bliss of saline. Of course, then i become entirely incontinent, and they gave me medication that made me uber woozy, so I couldn't deal with it very well. They then ran a couple of tests and found out that I had two different types of intestinal bacterial infectons. So I'm lying in my bed, drinking water and applejuice, on a bunch of meds. But they don't do enough - this hurts like crazy. Oh yes, and a major pipe in our basement burst, so while i'm trying to heal, the water level is rising. Grrr. Luckily all of my music equipment was ok.

AIM still is busted. Grrrr. If you have ideas for a new alternate screen name for me (and Aluminiferous Ether is waaaay too long), let me know! I never realized how much I rely on AIM for communication, especially when I'm ill!

Oh yes, and if any Obies want to help me, bring me blueberry, strawberry, or bananna yoghurt. Regular not lite. Just in case the "poor baby! Is there anything I can do...for you?" urge comes up.

I hope I'm functional by tuesday - I really want to go see Front 242 at the Odeon. I have tix and everything!