why do I keep taking these?
Straight
You scored 44 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) As of right now, you are interested in the opposite sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent homosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on Orientation
Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid
And why is it that whenever I take these tests, they say that I may have latent homosexual urges? Do they tell homosexuals that they may have latent hetero urges? Sheesh. You grow up being surrounded by all your parents gay artist friends, you endure adolescence as the token straight guy in your inner circle of friends, and even after years of "see you later dude, we're going to the gay bar/club/pride day" I get shit for not fucking men. Latent fucking urges my ass. At some point I may simply go insane and move to a deeply republican region, and drink beer with macho straight men who will eventually kill me for referring to ourselves at "butch". Aaaaah!
Ok, that's enough breeder angst for now. On to other things...
The Dungeon is all set up for recording music, and then I discover that my laptop, yea, this very laptop I am using now to post, has a busted audio-in jack! So unless I get my mac fixed, I can't record ANYTHING! So in a fit of rage I wrote some terrible raver techno, complete with crowd noises. Margh.
You scored 44 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) As of right now, you are interested in the opposite sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent homosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on Orientation
Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid
And why is it that whenever I take these tests, they say that I may have latent homosexual urges? Do they tell homosexuals that they may have latent hetero urges? Sheesh. You grow up being surrounded by all your parents gay artist friends, you endure adolescence as the token straight guy in your inner circle of friends, and even after years of "see you later dude, we're going to the gay bar/club/pride day" I get shit for not fucking men. Latent fucking urges my ass. At some point I may simply go insane and move to a deeply republican region, and drink beer with macho straight men who will eventually kill me for referring to ourselves at "butch". Aaaaah!
Ok, that's enough breeder angst for now. On to other things...
The Dungeon is all set up for recording music, and then I discover that my laptop, yea, this very laptop I am using now to post, has a busted audio-in jack! So unless I get my mac fixed, I can't record ANYTHING! So in a fit of rage I wrote some terrible raver techno, complete with crowd noises. Margh.