Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink
One water advisory, and all of Phoenix turns into the French.
No, really. For all of you that aren't Phoenix residents, we recently were told NOT to use any water for it was severely polluted. A whole lot of restaurants shut down, and they closed the sushi place near Max's apartment, where he was heading to eat. No soda, nothing from the tap, no ice, no water, NO SUSHI! This advisory came as quite a shock to Max, as he had already taken a shower, went to the bathroom, washed his hands, among other things, and drunk a pot of coffee. I guess the coffee's okay, as it boils before the coffee is made. But the shower, and the washing of the hands, dishes, and clothes, and the brushing of the teeth. Ugh. We aren't supposed to use any of the polluted water until noon tomorrow, so I forsee a lot of people who don't understand that you can still bathe with bottled water come the morning.
People... will... smell... FRENCH.