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Ming discovered strange ancient Earth belief, that Earth tides are controlled by moon, and moon is fertility symbol.
Ming finds strange Earth belief interesting.
So Ming installs special chip in penis, that controls Earth tides. When Ming is aroused 50ft waves crash against Earth's shorelines. Mings pleasure is your pain, Earthlings. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ming is planning to spend the next few months being attended to by concubines in Harem.
Learn to fucking swim, puny humans.
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