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[lordof_imladris]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

ARWEN UNFUCKINGDOMIEL! ERESTOR!! REMEDY THIS NOW.

can't get a moment's peace no no go away for a few weeks for a foreign shagathon hear that a valar and a dwarf were fucking in front of our couch what the fucking hell is this world coming to swear to eru there will be a reckoning no, no, a fonging yes estel finally made

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[glorfiestardust]

Bela blew up the house and Celeborn was molested by the bellboy at the hotel we were staying at, so we're crashing at your place until you get back. Just so you know. Don't worry, we're keeping Bela in a box. I'll take care of the creatures when I get there.

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[lordof_imladris]

...thankyou

[elvengoldmine]

.....Bela escaped the box.

.......Hi.

[glorfiestardust]

........................ He got past the dogs?!

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[elvengoldmine]

Yes. :( He's a sneaky little fucker.