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Sometimes I wonder if I should worship the orange goblin... it wouldn't be the first time. There was a time in high school when we worshiped two things... the shoe, and the orange goblin. The orange goblin of course being the Sun. Why call the sun a god? Because you do naughty things at night, out of God's eyes. God does not shun such things, but he's a horny ol' bastard and you don't want him to be watching you wack you weiner! "I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL, I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE" wtfh?!!?