Tao of Computing
A master was explaining the nature of Tao of to one of his novices. ``The Tao is embodied in all software - regardless of how insignificant,'' said the master.
``Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?'' asked the novice.
``It is,'' came the reply.
``Is the Tao in a video game?'' continued the novice.
``It is even in a video game,'' said the master.
``And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?''
The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. ``The lesson is over for today,'' he said.
The Tao of Programming
Quote of the day:
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain." - "The Importance of Being Earnest", Oscar Wilde
I told this to Phoebe because she was up, and we had the following conversation:
(12:14:46 AM) Phoebe Dunderdale: ugly women get no sex
(12:14:57 AM) Me - LordKiev: not true
(12:15:10 AM) Me - LordKiev: it's okay, oscar wilde was gay
``Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?'' asked the novice.
``It is,'' came the reply.
``Is the Tao in a video game?'' continued the novice.
``It is even in a video game,'' said the master.
``And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?''
The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. ``The lesson is over for today,'' he said.
The Tao of Programming
Quote of the day:
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain." - "The Importance of Being Earnest", Oscar Wilde
I told this to Phoebe because she was up, and we had the following conversation:
(12:14:46 AM) Phoebe Dunderdale: ugly women get no sex
(12:14:57 AM) Me - LordKiev: not true
(12:15:10 AM) Me - LordKiev: it's okay, oscar wilde was gay