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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I set asidtv's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I gave araathwen a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (262 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Lordkaos