I Feel Like an MMORPG Character
I'm back in Gainesville and my grungy apartment. I look in the garbage can in my room and there's a cockroach in it. I hate bugs, which means it had to DIE; so I whip out my precious and hack at it. I hit it, but since my blade has no edge to it, it looked like it was just kind of squashed instead of split in half. All I need to do is have a few more bugs fall before my blade and I reckon I can start taking on small furry animals and carnivorous houseplants with ease.