Wit eludes me, where a subject is concerned.
Despite rumours to the contrary, I am most certainly among the living.
And so extraordinarily bored.
The Chinese, for once, generally have their minds in the right arena. While the Occidental World falls over itself in an attempt to celebrate martyrdom through the consumption of trees and chocolate, the Chinese have proclaimed this the Year of the Cock.
This, I believe, is a far more worthy cause for celebration.
Anyone who feels so compelled to honour the ingenuity of our Eastern friends need only speak up. Maison de Marbury is a twenty-four hour institution specialising in sex, alcohol, and catty namedropping as sport. All of which are easily enjoyed solo, but much more rewarding if shared with others. The more the merrier, I say.
And so extraordinarily bored.
The Chinese, for once, generally have their minds in the right arena. While the Occidental World falls over itself in an attempt to celebrate martyrdom through the consumption of trees and chocolate, the Chinese have proclaimed this the Year of the Cock.
This, I believe, is a far more worthy cause for celebration.
Anyone who feels so compelled to honour the ingenuity of our Eastern friends need only speak up. Maison de Marbury is a twenty-four hour institution specialising in sex, alcohol, and catty namedropping as sport. All of which are easily enjoyed solo, but much more rewarding if shared with others. The more the merrier, I say.