Killing spree

Apr 23, 2005 00:21

Today, I read some news that made me want to unleash wanton destruction on everything around me. If I had kids, I would have beat them. If I had a dog, I would have kicked it. It absolutely blows my fucking mind...

Ryan Seacrest is on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

WHAT THE FUCK!?! A radio announcer who became the shitty host of a shitty television show designed to bring shitty singers moderate to little success?? In what way does this POSSIBLY make you elegible to share that honor? Sure, I'd say that not all the current members of the walk of fame are deserving...but this is just mindblowing. Bogart, Gable, Olivier, Hepburn...Seacrest.

If I'm ever in Hollywood, I'm going to take a shit on his star...
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