Internet Fun
So I get this PM from an asshole who frequents my favorite gaming site, www.silven.com:
"I never read the reply you sent me, since my temper would have caused me to either split yet another keyboard with my fist, or take it out on someone....closer to me. Rather then do that, I'm going to issue you a warning:
If there is ever a silven "get together", where we meet in real life....don't go to it, or I won't be responsible for the old fashioned beating you will get. This isn't a threat, it is a promise.
You are so clueless when it comes to me...you simply have no idea who you are insulting. You, steel, ikusa...you folks are big on the internet...people who flaunt themselves and their web-celebrity status as if it somehow makes up for the shortcomings they have in their real life. I detest people like you. You hide bravely behind a keyboard and torment the "non-geeks" all over the web...laughing because you believe you are somehow "elite" for being "somebody" in the fictional world that is the internet. You and steel and your “friends” think it is funny to constantly insult and belittle me…you think it is funny to make asinine responses to my brilliantly written articles. I had hoped my work would be appreciated here, that it would be welcomed, but it seems everyone here has some sort of axe to grind with me. Even Kosala, who has done a wonderful job getting on my bad side.
I cannot wait until the silven get together...if there ever is one.
You will learn, very quickly, that disrespecting a "real man" (as in, a member of the male species who is neither a 90 pound weakling or a 300 pound porker with monstrous man-boobs) means you end up with your face in the asphalt.
Don't bother responding kid. It will be deleted. Much like Steel, you are gutter trash to me, and proof that Darwin was wrong.
Kids like you would be eaten alive in my town...be thankful you live in a comfy, predominantly white suburban city.
Take this however you want...just realize that you are dealing with a man who has no love for geeks and who has been fighting since he was 5. Call me insane, call me a psycho...but if you think I'm just one of your out-of-shape uber geek friends, you are sorely mistaken. Go ahead and copy this and post it to your private forum where you talk smack about me, or just report it to Kosala...you certainly wouldn't be the first, little boy.
I'll have you one day, but until then, know your place, and never stray too far from the childish little RP thread you seem so infatuated with.
Hope to see you one day at a get together!
-Kai Raega
-One only becomes a fool when they stop asking questions."
I should post a link of this asshole's homepage, I have found it to be absolutely hilarious reading material. Still, I never cease to laugh at the stupidity that I find in the world, especially amongst impotent assholes on the 'net. I mean, threatening me with a beating? That's amusing. And, despite his claims, based on his self-posted picture he is pretty close to "a 300 pound porker with monstrous man-boobs." I wonder if he'd smell good roasting on a spit? ;) Either way, I'm just gonna laugh it off and chuckle, because it would do no good to get angry. If the guy somehow traces my IP and shows up at my door, well, that'll just provide me with an afternoon's entertainment.
Jesus, what's with people these days?
Finally, my response to this PM was but one line: "Love you too, sweetie." ;)
"I never read the reply you sent me, since my temper would have caused me to either split yet another keyboard with my fist, or take it out on someone....closer to me. Rather then do that, I'm going to issue you a warning:
If there is ever a silven "get together", where we meet in real life....don't go to it, or I won't be responsible for the old fashioned beating you will get. This isn't a threat, it is a promise.
You are so clueless when it comes to me...you simply have no idea who you are insulting. You, steel, ikusa...you folks are big on the internet...people who flaunt themselves and their web-celebrity status as if it somehow makes up for the shortcomings they have in their real life. I detest people like you. You hide bravely behind a keyboard and torment the "non-geeks" all over the web...laughing because you believe you are somehow "elite" for being "somebody" in the fictional world that is the internet. You and steel and your “friends” think it is funny to constantly insult and belittle me…you think it is funny to make asinine responses to my brilliantly written articles. I had hoped my work would be appreciated here, that it would be welcomed, but it seems everyone here has some sort of axe to grind with me. Even Kosala, who has done a wonderful job getting on my bad side.
I cannot wait until the silven get together...if there ever is one.
You will learn, very quickly, that disrespecting a "real man" (as in, a member of the male species who is neither a 90 pound weakling or a 300 pound porker with monstrous man-boobs) means you end up with your face in the asphalt.
Don't bother responding kid. It will be deleted. Much like Steel, you are gutter trash to me, and proof that Darwin was wrong.
Kids like you would be eaten alive in my town...be thankful you live in a comfy, predominantly white suburban city.
Take this however you want...just realize that you are dealing with a man who has no love for geeks and who has been fighting since he was 5. Call me insane, call me a psycho...but if you think I'm just one of your out-of-shape uber geek friends, you are sorely mistaken. Go ahead and copy this and post it to your private forum where you talk smack about me, or just report it to Kosala...you certainly wouldn't be the first, little boy.
I'll have you one day, but until then, know your place, and never stray too far from the childish little RP thread you seem so infatuated with.
Hope to see you one day at a get together!
-Kai Raega
-One only becomes a fool when they stop asking questions."
I should post a link of this asshole's homepage, I have found it to be absolutely hilarious reading material. Still, I never cease to laugh at the stupidity that I find in the world, especially amongst impotent assholes on the 'net. I mean, threatening me with a beating? That's amusing. And, despite his claims, based on his self-posted picture he is pretty close to "a 300 pound porker with monstrous man-boobs." I wonder if he'd smell good roasting on a spit? ;) Either way, I'm just gonna laugh it off and chuckle, because it would do no good to get angry. If the guy somehow traces my IP and shows up at my door, well, that'll just provide me with an afternoon's entertainment.
Jesus, what's with people these days?
Finally, my response to this PM was but one line: "Love you too, sweetie." ;)