REVENGE!!!!!

[lordenigma]

Yes!!! Today I got even with Valerie for the revolting, sick, evil, and twisted things she said at the Science Fair that put horrible, repulsive, and downright bad images into my head!!! I inflicted upon her my own poison, the common cold!!! Well, actually...
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[lordenigma]

Okay, first off, I only came to school so that I wouldn't be banned from the Science Fair and would not get an F on my Science Fair grade. Personally I would have loved to stay home. Second, I could not have gotten you sick intentionally if I coughed in your face, what I did to Valerie was mean yes, but it couldn't have worked, because, since it was only to her arm, it had no way of entering her system and probably died on her arm. She probably got the cold the same way I did from someone in the infectious stage of the disease where you don't know you're sick and can get someone else sick. In case you are wondering, I was well past that stage when I "passed the cold on" to Valerie. Therefore there was only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that Valerie caught the cold from me, and an even smaller chance that you did. Very sorry to keep you from blaming everything on me but tough! Also,(this is in response to comment from Valerie) I'm not completely sure you had worse symptoms than me, I have asthma, and although it doesn't appear normally, when I get a cold like this I can't run for fear of collapsing to the ground coughing (like I did just an hour ago, so there). Also, this cleared up on monday so Valerie should be right as rain to go to Dylan's barmitsvah (not sure if this is the right spelling) but I am extremely sorry about you missing your thing (even though I did not cause it to happen).

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[pocky_reiko]

Bennett, I have cuts all over my arm.

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[lordenigma]

Were any of them actually bleeding at the time? Let me answer that for you: NO!Unless the wound is actually open and does not have something protecting it (i.e. scab, new skin, etc.) then it doesn't matter if you have a cut on your arm. Case dismissed.