Don't be daft. I might not see you much but I'm just as much to blame. BEsides. You're there when I need you and I'm not exactly a five year old who needs constant supervision.
Right. There was the incident with Morgoth and the maggots, then Irmo broke one of my ribs in the process of healing me. Then yesterday Beren went from being a fuckhead to a TERMINALLLY STUPID fuckhead and decided to pick a fight with Morgoth so Luthien wanted me to stop him and I got punched in the jaw for my efforts since he's pissed off with me since I think he's a selfish twat for sleeping with his daughter-in-law and fucking Dior right up.
Wasn't doing it for HIM. Was doing it for Luthien because she was distraught and doesn't deserve to be caught up in this crap.
*sighs and gratefully sips at the brandy*
Hey, you're wise and stuff. Tell me... do humans lose braincells each time they're reincarnated? Because I'm having a hard time coming to terms with THAT level of stupidity. It's positively MIND blowing.
Oi! Quit putting yourself down. You're a compassionate and caring individual and you STILL haven't disowned me, no matter how vast a hare-brained scheme I come up with.
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*opens the door*
*raises an worried eyebrow at your bedraggled look*
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Uhm... I'm running low on painkillers and I've had a fucking nightmare of a week.
And so have you by the looks of things.
*glances at you sympathetically*
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*turns back into the house and finds you a big bottle of painkillers*
*takes some himself* You're mother did this. :(
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*stares at you*
Why?!
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She was very angry at me. *sighs* I'm just a bad husband and bad father too seeing as I see you kids way too little.
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Don't be daft. I might not see you much but I'm just as much to blame. BEsides. You're there when I need you and I'm not exactly a five year old who needs constant supervision.
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*helps himself to a shot of brandy*
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Right. There was the incident with Morgoth and the maggots, then Irmo broke one of my ribs in the process of healing me. Then yesterday Beren went from being a fuckhead to a TERMINALLLY STUPID fuckhead and decided to pick a fight with Morgoth so Luthien wanted me to stop him and I got punched in the jaw for my efforts since he's pissed off with me since I think he's a selfish twat for sleeping with his daughter-in-law and fucking Dior right up.
*pauses to breathe*
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I tried to interfere once to stop Beren and Nimloth before it got too far. Never worked.
Once again I was correct that no good would come of it.
*pours you a glass*
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*sighs and gratefully sips at the brandy*
Hey, you're wise and stuff. Tell me... do humans lose braincells each time they're reincarnated? Because I'm having a hard time coming to terms with THAT level of stupidity. It's positively MIND blowing.
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Hmmphh, I think my wisdom has left me since I got here. Nothing much I do goes right.
Maybe Namo messed up his reincarnation.
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Oi! Quit putting yourself down. You're a compassionate and caring individual and you STILL haven't disowned me, no matter how vast a hare-brained scheme I come up with.
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Never! No matter what you come up with you'll always be my son, would never disown you.
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*smiles at you*
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*goes back to brooding*
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