Poetry!!!!!!!!!!

[lordelrohir]

Ode to Boobies

Oh Boobies fair and creamy
so soft and smooth and dreamy
I want to touch them all the time
They are so perfectly sublime

Oh Arwen Boobies, so perfectly symmetrical
my love for you is more than theoretical
My fingers, they ache to hold you and stuff
I can't wait until I stoip writing this and get to touch
them again.
We've been

Comments

[arwenundomiel]

i stole you some cookies from this tea party i went to. i smuggled them out by stuffing them in my bra.

[lordelrohir]

BOOBIE CRUMBS!!!!!!!!

*nibbles*

[lordof_imladris]

*crazed glint in his eye*

Of course! EHEHE how could I forget a wedding present for you two wonderful love birds, my children. Here's plane tickets, leading to a romantic tropical paradise, with goblin hot cabana boys, pineapple drinks, and the fresh sun all the time! I was supposed to go there with your mother and Elrond I, but one's dead and the other's mournfully catatonic, so it's yours! :) :) :)

Ah, wait a second, give that back for a minute. *takes out the pamphlet entitled So You Want To Discipline Your Children The Really Really Hard Way* Okay, now go off you kids! Have fun! Bring me back a new wife a cabana boy a keychain!

[elrondhalfelven]

Your wedding present is still getting to be the favourite instead of being, you know, disowned for being a SHAME ON THE NOBLE NAME OF PEREDHIL. Now knock it off with the poetry, boy. I liked it better when you had a crush on Harry Potter.

[me_dracomalfoy]

whoah, he had a crush on Harry Potter too?

[lordelrohir]

ADA!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was just a phase.

*hides his Mary Sure HP fanfic stories*

Re:

[elrondhalfelven]

He hit his head on a rock trying to play quidditch and stopped being retarded. But apparently it was only temporary.