Comments | lordelrohir: I have been mutilated

lordelrohir

I have been mutilated

Jan 27, 2003 12:30

The good news: No longer preggers. No idea where Snowmane's colt is.

The Bad news: My fucking Mun made me look like this.

I'm, uh, gonna go hide now before he get s any more lame ill-advised schemes...

...

Why am I getting the feeling I want to run off into the forest with my friend Aragorn and hunt deer?

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arwenundomiel January 27 2003, 12:45:20 UTC

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

that's the brother i know and love and fed gravel to as a child! *pets*

lordelrohir January 27 2003, 13:20:33 UTC

Sister! Your jests are as amusing as ever. How are you?

arwenundomiel January 27 2003, 13:27:53 UTC

i am, uh, somewhat entertained and my head is reeling with the possibilites for mockery and abuse your new look presents just ducky, bro. can i braid your hair?

lordelrohir January 27 2003, 13:34:31 UTC

I would be most happy to have you braid my hair.

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lordof_imladris January 27 2003, 12:45:52 UTC

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I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A NEW PRIEST.

Your friend Aragorn?!

I feel faint.

*promptly faints*

lordelrohir January 27 2003, 13:23:04 UTC

Father!

*rushes to your side, helps you back onto couch*

What is wrong? Have you had some dreadful vision? Tell me, and your son shall put it right.

Too bad the "green alien" emoticon ain't big enough for this event... elladanthesane January 27 2003, 13:09:30 UTC

Hey Figwit; what's shakin'?

*dies laughing*

lordelrohir January 27 2003, 13:24:46 UTC

Brother?

What curse has befallen your proud elvish countenance?

And why is your chest padded?

elladanthesane January 27 2003, 14:38:32 UTC

I oughtta mash in yer teeth, but...

I'd tell you why, stupid Maia and their stupid pranks... but I'm afraid it'll sail over your head, the reason why.

Snugglebunny? horseofrohan January 27 2003, 14:04:37 UTC

You look different.

Doesn't matter, I love you anyway.

*smooch*

Snuggle which? lordelrohir January 27 2003, 14:16:54 UTC

You are a Mearas! And a more exquisite specimen the breed surely has never produced.

*pets*

And you can speak! Wonderous creature!

You...what...?

...

O.O

Snookums! horseofrohan January 27 2003, 14:52:10 UTC

*cuddle*

Do you have amnesia, my darling?

snook what? lordelrohir January 27 2003, 15:57:53 UTC

I fear you have me at a loss, noble steed.

What is this...amnesia...and why are you nipping at me? I assure you, I am concealing no sugar cubes.

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halethsonofhama January 27 2003, 14:24:51 UTC

O.O

Elr0hir!!!!111!!! What's happened to you???????

lordelrohir January 27 2003, 16:04:57 UTC

What is wrong, child?

halethsonofhama January 27 2003, 18:08:52 UTC

I... it... we... um...*passes out cold* X_X