It's a new day, but the shit still stinks the same

[lordelrohir]

So, um...tummy still hurts...but, strangely, I feel a lot better after Faxy and I made up - Ada, it turns out horse jizz is actually really good for my digestive track!!

On to important things. Felarof must pay. Snowmane must pay. All who did this awful thing to my body must pay. Later.

There's something in my room and it's touching my stuff and

Comments

So I've gone from being "#1 Threat to the Family" to "Major Pain" eh?

[elladanthesane]

C'mere bro; I need to change your bandages so's you can get better faster.

And I'll even use clean linen too.

8-) 8-) 8-)

Don't worry, we'll drown the brat and you'll be back to #1 soon

[lordelrohir]

...

...shaving...? You think I'm gonna let you anywhere near me with something sharp?

*runs/trips/crawls*

I'm not worrying - much. Need any help?

[elladanthesane]

It's just to shave off your hair since your hair's not the part of your skull that's broken.

And I'll be extra-carefull this time; those germs are way too prrrrrreciousssssss to me to be chopped up while I nick your noggin.

[lordelrohir]

*hides*

Coward...

[elladanthesane]

*grabs blow gun and dart*

*ffffpppt*

*drags Elro back out*

*grabs shears and gives bro a crew cut*

*bandages head*

*grabs clippings and heads very non-chalantly to his room, cackling eerily like a peacock all the way there*

....!!!!!!!!!!

[lordelrohir]

....ZZZZZzzzzzz...