Presents for you!
Yesterday I had a very pleasant look at my bank account. Thank you federal government for returning to me the $900 you took in excess last year. As a good citizen, it is my duty to return this money to the economy by purchasing stuff and paying sales tax on it. However, I don't really feel like buying stuff for myself at the moment (though I wouldn't mind a big chair, a coffee table, or the new Elder Scrolls game). Instead, I'm going to buy stuff for you guys. Half the people I know are graduating from college, so you're all gonna get some sort of gift from the money that George "asswipe of a President" Bush has returned to me. That means Nicole, Andrew, Nick, Anna, Erick, and anyone else needs to let me know what they'd like. In fact, even if you're not graduating from anything, but you just want a gift for no reason than to help me spend some money, just write what you want here. Seriously, I'll get it for you.
Must talk about girl later. Is so great.
Must talk about girl later. Is so great.