Ripped from darkhiddentales in 80s_goth
So a goth walks into a bar...
Some "I'm So Goth" jokes. I find them fairly entertaining.
Post some of your own.
Also, do any of you have or have heard of any funny goth pet peeves people have? Like when your black clothes fade and how its hard to match after that, or how its impossible to eat if you have big puffy pirate-top sleeves? (That happened to me yesterday)
I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
I'm so goth my pupils are black
goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
Some "I'm So Goth" jokes. I find them fairly entertaining.
Post some of your own.
Also, do any of you have or have heard of any funny goth pet peeves people have? Like when your black clothes fade and how its hard to match after that, or how its impossible to eat if you have big puffy pirate-top sleeves? (That happened to me yesterday)
I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
I'm so goth my pupils are black
goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."