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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for angelic_cat (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, theflittermouse (-5000 points). In March I stole sierra_zoggs's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I pushed hearthlight in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5038 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Lordcthulhu
Hmm... I commited genocide. Sweet!