Joke Of The Day
The wife comes come early & finds her husband in their master
>bedroom
> > > making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
> > >
> > > "You unfaithful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to
>me
> > the
> > > faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
> > > house,
>I
> > > want a divorce!"
> > >
> > > The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
>least
> > > listen to what happened".
> > >
> > > "It'll be the last thing I'll hear from you so make it fast."
> > >
> > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
>this
> > > young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went
>ahead
> > > and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
>well
> > > dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3
> > days.
> > > With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
>the
> > > enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
> > because
> > > you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
>devoured
> > > them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While
>she
> > > was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
>so I
> > > threw them away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of
> > jeans
> > > that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear
>because
> > > they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave
>you
> > on
> > > our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>I
> > > gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
>you
> > > will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
>boots
> > > that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore
>again
> > > after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> > >
> > > The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very
> > grateful
> > > to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she
>turned
> > > around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
> > > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
> >
>bedroom
> > > making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
> > >
> > > "You unfaithful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to
>me
> > the
> > > faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
> > > house,
>I
> > > want a divorce!"
> > >
> > > The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
>least
> > > listen to what happened".
> > >
> > > "It'll be the last thing I'll hear from you so make it fast."
> > >
> > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
>this
> > > young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went
>ahead
> > > and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
>well
> > > dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3
> > days.
> > > With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
>the
> > > enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
> > because
> > > you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
>devoured
> > > them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While
>she
> > > was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
>so I
> > > threw them away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of
> > jeans
> > > that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear
>because
> > > they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave
>you
> > on
> > > our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>I
> > > gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
>you
> > > will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
>boots
> > > that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore
>again
> > > after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> > >
> > > The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very
> > grateful
> > > to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she
>turned
> > > around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
> > > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
> >