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Well, finally back from the beach. I really don't like the beach, but my mom does. Oh well. We watched fireworks and ate a lot. And I had duck for the first time, which was interesting. Considering all the different types of meat I eat (I LOVE MEAT, as a side note) I was sort of disappointed that I'm just now having boring old duck
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"34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
No comment. I plead the fifth, for mysterious reasons. Oh, but I don't see why everyone thinks Jude Law is so hot. I just don't see it."
Feel free to go up to Leo and ask: "So, what do you think that Simon thinks of Jude Law?" I came to school and bitched and bitched and bitched like a prissy girl because Jude Law is SO NOT EVEN DECENT-LOOKING.
That MAY sound "harsh," but it isn't, because he has fur peeled from the hides of rodents chest hair, which is inexcusable. *vomit* Even Orlando Bloom, who is one of three people on the planet who can get away with any facial hair at all (though facial hair itself is SO UGLY), could not get away with *shudder of revulsion* chest hair. *vomits noisily like Aes Sedai have a tendency to do when holding meetings*
Orlando Bloom, by the way, should have been on the cover of People Magazine, because TWO men were ahead of him. TWO!!! Jude Law and . . . USHER!!?? I will hunt down the people magazine editors and slay them and all those who they hold dea-
*uneasy look towards FBI monitors*
*ahem* That is, I will scold them severely. As Dr. Peck would say: It will be *very* unpleasant.
PS: the other two men who can get away with facial hair (discounting old men like Christopher Lee and Ian McKellen, because, while they are really quite awesome, they are too old to be as aesthetically pleasing as those who are the "sexiest men in America") are Johnny Depp (of course) and Stewart Townsend (also of course).
It's like the People Magazine people have this insane attraction to ugly people. Why? Some of the men in that magazine were just plain HOMELY.
Sorry. YOUR journal. Right. Um . . . happy New Year. <3
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