Overheard in the men's room
Guy 1: Have you ever seen an armadillo?
Guy 2: I'm from fucking Minnesota. When the fuck would I have seen an armadillo? If I did see one, I'd be like "that's the strangest fucking raccoon I've ever seen!"
Guy 2: I'm from fucking Minnesota. When the fuck would I have seen an armadillo? If I did see one, I'd be like "that's the strangest fucking raccoon I've ever seen!"