BAD JOKES
Darth Vader: I know what you got for Christmas.
Luke Skywalker: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presence. (presents).
a bloke walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a whiskey. he gets the drink and the giraffe falls over. the bartender says, "oy, you can't leave that lyin' there!" and the guy goes, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Q: What's brown and taps at the window
A: A poo on stilts!
How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin divers
Luke Skywalker: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presence. (presents).
a bloke walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a whiskey. he gets the drink and the giraffe falls over. the bartender says, "oy, you can't leave that lyin' there!" and the guy goes, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Q: What's brown and taps at the window
A: A poo on stilts!
How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin divers